[PKD](link://slug/gpt-pkd) generated this, IIRC as a failed prompt (I gave it a prompt and it seemed to ignore it). I liked it enough to post it. I might do this from time to time, and use the tag [ghostwritten](link://tag/ghostwritten) for such texts. This one has been edited lightly; I tried not to go too far and remove all the weirdness in it which I think is partly what makes it special/funny/whatever. > A strange hand. The hand was held in a neat, smooth position. > > A strange finger. > > I pulled up the lid. The hand was gone. I removed it. I opened the door. > > The cellar was dark. A soft autumn morning fell on all sides. > > I stopped at the door. > > I heard the door open. I pushed the door into place. The cellar was silent. The door closed behind it. > > I could hear a faint groan. I put the hand in the door lock. > > The door opened in a sudden burst of wind. A soft wind blew in > from the sky, blowing gently over the gardens. > > "How's it going?" I asked. > > "Pretty good."