Me, I’m Captain Tom Kidd:
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Boring. I’m doing it again…
Update: if you like Pirates, Monkeys, and Ninjas, try http://www.pirate-monkey-ninja.org.
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